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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Don’t leave home without it.

By Rachel Peepers

Since President Barack Obama obviously cares so much about health care, and I care so much about second amendment protection, especially as it pertains to lil’ ol’ blond haired, blued eyed me, I thought it appropriate to let the brown eyed handsome man in on a little known medical fact that I’m privy too, having dated a few men in the health care and law enforcement fields.

To wit: The most common cause of erectile disfunction in rapists is none other than a snub nosed 38 special in the hands of a female willing to use it.



Posted by Rachel Peepers on 02/27/2010 at 04:10 PM

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  1. LOL! Quite right.

    Posted by KG  on  02/27/2010  at  07:18 PM
  2. Actually, a .38 can be an excellent means of establishing total and permanent dysfunction.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/27/2010  at  09:42 PM
  3. 158gr lead center of mass at 1000 fps.

    Rigor mortis is the only stiffening!

    Posted by Oswald Bastable  on  02/28/2010  at  03:46 AM
  4. *clap clap clap clap*

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/01/2010  at  04:29 AM
  5. My preference is a .380.  A little less powerful than your .38, but a bit more concealable.

    My wife does like the .357 mag revolver that use to belong to her late LEO father. smile

    Posted by Tony  on  03/02/2010  at  02:35 PM


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