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Sunday, September 12, 2004

Caution: Curmudgeon-Armor-Piercing Ordnance In Vicinity

By Francis W. Porretto
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I buy my pet supplies at a local boutique whose personnel know me far too well. In particular, they know I’m a soft touch for a stray.

Just this past Thursday, when I walked in there to buy dog food, the counter attendant’s face lit with an evil grin, the sort that says I think the solution to our problem has just reported in.

She was talking to a perplexed-looking woman in whose hands was a tiny black kitten with midnight-blue eyes.

I should have run. I should have turned around and not looked back.

Anyway, here’s the newest arrival at the Fortress of Crankitude, Uriel The Great:

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But just as I’m helpless to resist anything with four legs and fur, those with four legs and fur are equally helpless to resist me:

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If only it worked on women.



Posted by Francis W. Porretto on 09/12/2004 at 10:56 AM

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  1. and just in time for All Hallows Eve!!

    Posted by Guy S.  on  09/12/2004  at  03:41 PM
  2. Well, it might, if we were covered in fur(s)…

    Posted by LizP  on  09/12/2004  at  03:56 PM
  3. That’s another “awwwwwwww!!!” moment…

    I have the same problem in regard to animals, as evidenced by three cats who let me live in THEIR house with them…

    And wimmen?  Maybe the next one…

    Posted by mostly cajun  on  09/12/2004  at  04:39 PM
  4. Now that is cute.

    Posted by The Kate  on  09/12/2004  at  06:10 PM
  5. haha! *agrees with Kate* smile

    Posted by Deb  on  09/12/2004  at  06:17 PM
  6. oh man. 

    You had no chance against that opposition.

    Posted by  on  09/12/2004  at  07:54 PM
  7. Oh sweet mother of all that is cute and fuzzy...I think my heart just puddled into my shoes…

    Oh man oh man oh man, you’d have to have a heart of solid granite not to be moved to a case of spontaneous “AAAAAAAAW!"s by that fluffball!

    --TwoDragons

    Posted by Denita TwoDragons  on  09/12/2004  at  08:51 PM
  8. This is another reason we love the Curmudgeon (in addition to his writing):  We have five formerly stray dogs.

    Congratulations on the latest addition.  I hope he gets along well with the rest of the pack.

    Posted by  on  09/12/2004  at  09:09 PM
  9. Awww… how cute! ;]

    Man. You’d better not *ever* visit me - you’d head home with a menagerie of kittens and puppies. ;]

    Posted by Ironbear  on  09/13/2004  at  02:51 AM
  10. I got one a few months ago, even as they get bigger you still see them as the little ball of fuzz that fit in the palm of your hand.
    Have fun

    Posted by  on  09/13/2004  at  12:07 PM
  11. Being a cat lover myself, I’ll just have to say what Pamela would say at this point, which is, “Awwwww, wook at da widdle FACE!”

    He’s got the same sort of soulful-eyed look as our little fluffball guy Maui.  I hope he prings you as much happiness as Maui has brought us.

    Posted by Erbo  on  09/13/2004  at  04:46 PM
  12. Francis, I don’t know if you’ve ever read John D. MacDonald’s Travis McGee novels, but were I to cast for a movie version, you would play Meyer.  Without a doubt.

    Posted by Kevin Baker  on  09/13/2004  at  11:18 PM
  13. That kitty is SO SO SO cute!

    Posted by Ruthie  on  08/20/2007  at  11:51 AM


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